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That’s right, your Deputy NELSON, Mooseknuckle’s finest. Well, not statistically speaking. But you ARE pretty popular, and that’s gotta count for something, eh?
Looks like MEYER is already on the scene. Typical. Bun in the oven at 7 months and still a supercop.
“Hey You.” She calls as you walk up to the scene.
“Ach. Mornin. What do we have here?”
“Bit of a peculiar one here, Theo.”
“Is that so?” You use your POLICE INSTINCTS. “Looks to me like feller here slid off the road, hit the pole and flew out the window. Open and shut like.”
“Eh, Few spots here though. Fella’s naked.”
“He’s got his boxers on. Hell I’ve taken a spin in my shorts once in a while.”
“His hands are tied.”
“Well that’s funny but maybe he was into that there bondage stuff. Weird but no crime.”
“He came out the passenger side, Theo.”
“Oh, well that ain’t right. Proper driver aught to be in the driver seat. This may warrant further investigation.”
Excellent work, detective. The game is afoot.
WHAT DO?
>Check BODY
>Check CAR
>Check SCENE
>Write in
