>>5388044“Huh.” Remarks your pilot as the sky around you turns a menacing shade of red, “Thought it’d be bigger.”
Yea, you agree with a derisive snort, dude’s definitely compensating for something! Sallying forth towards FORT DUMBASS, your heart skips a beat as a swarm of countless specks emerges from behind the fortress–enough to block your view of the citadel as they draw close!
“Cripes!” Ly exclaims as you and Pete exchange worried glances, “Dose’ must be da’ things we saw durin’ dat’ ASTRAL SPYIN’ we did!”
Yea, you snarl, those guys SUCKED! Stupid FLYING SKULLS!
Your words barely leave your lips before the horde of FLYING SKULLS tears through the sky to intercept you in a symphony of SCREECHES! You’re just about to pick a weapon to fend them off with when another challenge bursts through the magical blizzard–a BONE DRAGON!
“HANG ON, KID!” Yanking the control stick away from the beast, Pete sends you, him, Lil’ Stanley, and, of course, the chopper tumbling to the side as the dragon just barely misses you!
“Now I know you didn’t expect this to be a relaxin’ ride, but would you mind keepin’ them off our back?” Asks Pete as he prepares to open fire on your attackers, “We’re gonna need a bit more than these guns to stop them!”
https://youtu.be/xgcap-5IBsYYea, you reply, grinning mischievously as you unbuckle from your seat, you think you can handle that!
Q1: WHAT DO YOU FOCUS ON FIRST?
>THE SWARM! THOSE SKULLS ARE NASTY!>THE DRAGON! HE ONLY NEEDS TO GET ONE BAD HIT IN!Q2: WHAT WEAPON DO YOU USE TO ASSIST PETE?
>ROCKET LAWNCHAIR!>GRANDPA’S REPEATER!>BACKUUM 1000!>REMOTE-CONTROLLED DUUUUCK 2.0!>N4 AUTOMATIC RIFLE!>BE A TOTAL-GODDAMN-MANIAC AND LEAP OUT THERE WITH YOUR CLAWS!>WRITE-IN! 