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>S2, Bond with Sense, acquire something useful
Last and VERY MUCH least, you have...him. You don't want to even give him a description. The long nosed robot spazzes over to the cell, chattering to someone on a brick phone.
Employee S2 skitters over to the TV.
S2: YOU. [[The silver screen]]! I REQUIRE [[The highest form of entertainment]]!
He twists with the dials, seemingly with a purpose unlike the others.
ANOMALY: ...hell...o?
A faint face is seen in the static before a signal is caught.
A Drone in a suit and tie stands in front of a horde of people at a stock market.
ANOMALY: "NOW LISTEN HERE LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WE HAVE A SHIT TON OF NEWS ABOUT THE STATUS OF THE COMPANIE-"
A phone number appears on the screen, which the android instantly dials in on the landline and calls.
ANOMALY: "AH WE HAVE ANOTHER CALLER."
S2: NOW, LISTEN HERE. I AM SPEAKING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR [[Damaged Headphone Jack? Ten weird tricks to!]]
S2: I NEED ACCESS TO [[only costs 5A per month for a subscription]] ON THE DOUBLE.
S2: AS AN HONEST [[BESTSALESMAN1997]], I NEED THESE [[Low, Low, Low Price]] CATALOGS FOR MY LOVELY [[Consumers]]!
ANOMALY: "NOW YOU MUST KNOW THAT CATALOGS ARE IN HIGH DEMAND THESE DAYS. IT'S HARD TO FIND A FACILITY NOT FIGHTING FOR ONE."
ANOMALY: "WE DON'T HAVE A LOT OF GOOD, LONG LASTING ONES."
S2: DO I LOOK LIKE A [[criminal]]? I NEED SOMETHING THAT'S [[High value, low prices]] FOR A [[Coffee is known for helping heart issues]] MAN!
S2: SOMETHING SW33T. SOMETHING [[Sickly Sweet smells are associated with Gravediggers]]! SOMETHING [[Savor the sweet taste of NEO]]!
S2: WE HAVE SO MUCH, MUCH [[Anomalous Entity Extract]] TO PAY WITH!
ANOMALY: "HMMM."
ANOMALY: "WHY MY GOOD SIR, WE DO HAVE A M-COMPANY AND A K-COMPANY CATALOG LEFT OVER."
S2: EXCELLENT, [[Eggscelent]]! I CAN [[Quickly resell for a profit]] THESE! GIMME THESE [[Book-shaped objects]]!!!
ANOMALY: "WE'LL CHARGE YOU FOR THIS. DON'T <span class="mu-b">EXPECT TO BUY CATALOGS FROM THIS CHANNEL FREQUENTLY, SIR.</span>"
S2: SOLD! IT'S NOT MY [[Not earned]] KROMER REGARDLESS! THANKS FOR THE [[Glorious]] DEAL!
The signal begins to lose its focus again. The drone's face twists into the closest thing to a smile it could possibly be.
Employee S2 hangs up the phone.
S2: HOCHI MOMMA! THIS DEAL IS [[IT BURNS! STOP! OH GOD IT BURNS]], I SAY, I SAY!
He stands up and exits the containment cell without further ado.
If what he did worked, you'll begrudgingly accept his help. At this rate, <span class="mu-r">you just want to make a molotov and burn him alive.</span>
