let's try complex plan, since we can always ditch when it starts to fail, and we know how it should go
>>6047096>"brothers, Yerk is wise to choose the classic plan>"but today we do not fight classic Men.>"the Big Sworder is old and wise to us>"he waits for sun-sleep, like us.>"his eyes already look here.>"his eagle-bow is already nocked with an arrow.>with one shot one of us dies.>with one shout he wakes the rest>while the Big Sword swings, seven times long than our blades.>"let us be wise too, so we can grow fat and old.>"let us make a big round and circle their camp while the Big Sworder is awake.>"let us make little noises to turn his head towards the fire, so that he cannot see the dark.>"The others with him are lazy and stupid.>"They will keep their eyes on the fire, and their ears do not listen>"When the Big Sworder goes to sleep, we cut his bowstring.>"We tie his Big Sword to its scabbard, or steal it. >"When we attack then, the rest will be blind and deaf>"And the Big Sworder will be sleepy and clumsy.>"At the attack, we kill the FIRE first>"those who have been looking at it will go dark-blind>our noise will sound like three times our number>then they will panic, hit each other for us.>"they will open their eyes bigbig, and I will throw glass dust in them>"kill the one with the Big Stick next>"It is their Log Witch, their most dangerous after the Big Sworder, their old chief.>"Brothers>"Big Chief Yerk>"May you all grow fat and old and happy.>"Why should we fill our bellies with our dead?>"Let us wait a little and eat a lot.">"Let us call this, the Yerk Plan" 