Rolled 96, 53 = 149 (2d100)
>>6315586Ah, I do want to crash an asteroid into Earth, just not yet.
You know what's even more embarrassing? Actually getting caught blowing up a pipeline, even one no one cares about in the midst of a country no one cares about. Affecting things on the Earth is infinitely more politically toxic than fucking with shit in space.
>>6315592>>6315686mfw the frog is super eloquent, but mistakes the most populous country in Africa with the one spilling Islamist insurgents into said country.
>>6315705>NASA first target>Apophis second targetOur excuse will be a major targeting malfunction, we were actually aiming both at Apophis for SCIENCE.
