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TT, of course! Volka might be a devil for the drink and a fiend for the food, sure, but you’ve seen how much booze she can handle–the lady’s gonna be just <span class="mu-i">fine</span>!
Based on what little you know about your favorite pint-sized pest, however, Gold Town and TT probably get along like ice and a deep fryer… all the more reason to wrangle her sooner!
Retracing your steps as best you can after your little brush with death and a glowing cowboy, you divert all of your power to your <span class="mu-b">EARS</span> to isolate the casino barker’s voice from the rest!
Okay, you can’t really do that, but you still manage to track him down–even after your little misadventure the barker remains in the same place you left him doing what he does best!
“<span class="mu-s">MACHINES! TABLES! WE GOT ‘EM ALL! FIRST HUNDRED TOKENS ARE FREE, FOLKS! I ONLY GOT A FEW LEFT!</span>”
Crap, he’s… he’s only got a few left! Good thing you caught him! Shoving a few passerby out of your way, you rush over to the crier and madly flail your arms like one of those inflatable things at the used car dealership! ME, you holler, MEEEE! You wanna gooooo!
“Oh thank Mitaar–can barely feel my throat anymore…” Hisses the barker as he dumps a handful of metal triangles in your hand, “Place is called <span class="mu-b">KIBA’S CORNER–</span>can’t miss it!”
Well uh, you stammer as you pocket <span class="mu-b">100 TOKENS</span>, what if… what if you <span class="mu-i">can</span> miss it? The Mox barker stares at you as if you just told him you were a flesh-eating bee. For the sake of this metaphor assume this Mox knows what a bee is, okay? Thanks!
“... pardon?”
You uh, you can’t <span class="mu-i">read</span>, you explain with a bashful chuckle! Weird, you know… The barker still ain’t convinced.
“Why don’t you just warp there like you did with the Swoos Lounge? No one questioned <span class="mu-i">that</span>.”
Hey, he’s <span class="mu-i">RIGHT!</span> Gee, gotta love crappy authors, huh?
“Wouldn’t be alive without ‘em!” Snickers the crier with a wink! “Anywho, I’m gonna track down a cheap Cryomancer to cool down my throat… or just mercy-kill me. Later!”
Have fun!
>CONTD.
