Big whoop, buddy! You’ve got killing intent too! Meeting his attack head-on, the two of you grapple each other like a pair of mighty mooses locking antlers, neither one of you refusing to budge an inch!
Spinning and staggering around the arena, your impromptu sumo match turns into a ballet… and it’s time for you to lift your dance partner! Your chance comes when the shade attempts to crack your skull with a headbutt–ducking to the side, you use the shift of weight to sweep his legs out from underneath him and lift him into the air for-
“<span class="mu-s">THE PIZZA POUNDER!</span>” Shouts Pepper, her eyes wide in anticipation and face still pretty darn red!
Yea, you groan, you were gonna make it a surprise, but… anyways, spinning your doppelganger above your head, panic settles in when he reaches down to grab you mid-spin!
Through some impossible fluke, the bold move catches you off-guard… and it gives <span class="mu-s">SHADIESEL</span> the leverage he needs to hoist <span class="mu-i">YOU</span> into the air above <span class="mu-i">HIS</span> head! Spinning like clothes in a washing machine, you finally realize just how much your <span class="mu-s">SPECIAL MOVE</span> <span class="mu-i">SUCKS!</span> Seriously, though!
Your dopey dupe made a fatal mistake, though–he showed you exactly how to <span class="mu-s">REVERSE</span> the attack! Repeating the same move he pulled to trip you up, a cheeky laugh escapes your lips as you manage to <span class="mu-i">reverse</span> the reversal! Now you’ve got him rig-
Shit nevermind he reversed you again
The two of you continue to flip each other like omelets for a few more minutes before you both tumble to the ground in a dizzy, nauseous heap! Kicking each other in between dry heaving, both you and your shade know that your battle is now just an endurance match–whoever rises from the ground wins!
Not to mention gets a <span class="mu-s">PINK AXOLOTL</span> for Pepper…
Spurred to your feet by the beautiful sight you were treated to just moments before (and the possibility of there being more where that came from), you lift your nauseous nemesis off of the ground and prepare to finish what you started!
https://youtu.be/P8BYBaDz0Ic<span class="mu-s">PIZZA…. POUUUUUNDEERRRR!</span>
>CONTD.