>>5690407The machine hyperventilates steam escaping its mouth as the sky colored heart in its chest beat faster and faster. This scenario oddly enough is a bit familiar to him, as customers with a similar look of disbelief and anger tend to enter his mothers bakery. Of course however it’s usually threatening to sue rather than projectiles but either way she is always able to calm the customer down and talk them out of it.
She says that she can know somebody just by looking at their body language, which she oh so delicately said that “It’s a bullshit science but parts of it have merit, Ahuhu~” Mainly on how to exploit it, but you don’t need to focus entirely on that part right now.
And right now, this monster doesn’t seem like it’s attacking out of anger, but frenzied fear. Hitting him now would probably only make things worse.
“Guy’s I have an idea.” A piston nearly clocks the talking tree over the head, embedding itself into the ground behind him, cracking the bronze roof more. Good thing he has experience with dodging thrown objects.
“Thistle! You ok-hey!” Berdly yells out batting back the hostile clockwork with his lime halberd.
“Okay, enough.” Catti whips out her scepter obviously more than a little bit-ABSOLUTELY LIVID.
“Ey, Ey, Ey! No need for that. I’ve got an idea to salvage this!” Thistle asks with a definite authoritative voice which totally didn’t crack at all.
“It attacked us and you want to try and talk to them?” Catti ask’s with a frown.
“Look, my mom does this body language reading thing all the time. Y’know? This thing is lashing out out of fear, it seems to be having a panic attack, us attacking will only bite us where the sun don’t shine.” Thistle explains putting a hand on the cat’s kill stick.
“It’s our best shot, I mean your little spell stick nearly blew us all up to kingdom come. I don’t think’ we should rock dat’ boat, if this doesn’t work we will try your way. Sound fair?”
Thistle ducks under another gear aimed at his head. The teeth of the gear moving like a buzzsaw. Nearly taking a chunk out of his hat. Catti sighs, relenting under her wooden friends silver tongue.
“Fine, got any ideas on what we should do exactly?” The Nekomamcer asks willing to give this thing a shot now, despite what her common sense is screaming at her.
“Just follow my lead!” Thistle says with a smile. He knows just what to do in this scenario.
How do you ACT in this scenario?
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>Insult (Roll 1d100)>Convince (Roll 1d100>Trick (Roll 1d100)>Apologize (Roll 1d100)>Write-in (Roll 1d100)————-
*You’ve chosen to ACT following this action you will need to roll a 1d100. 100 is good 1 is bad. If the average number is higher than an enemy’s charm resistance it will do a percentage of pacification to them. Once it reaches 75% or higher they may be pacified, bosses and such will need more of course.*
