>>5767073You stare at the little girl. "You're 4Chins? I thought you were a chud."
"You saying a little girl like me can't be the King of the Chuds?" the girl - no, the legendary hacker 4Chins - flashes a smug grin at you. "Not enough people leave the country these days, no outside perspective. China's outpaced us in microprocessors, and Japan's outdone everyone else in biotech. Just look at this body, I had her custom made to my exact specifications to be the perfect lolita sex bomb, just how I always wanted to be. A whole lot better than being a fat fuck with four chins, I'll tell you what."
You stare at the hacker in shock for a moment. "Wait, that would make you Trans. But your hacks have always been against organizations like the TRAPS PAC and other Pride groups!"
"Yeah, cuz those guys are so <span class="mu-i">boring</span>," 4Chins tells you. "They want to make the whole country a padded cell, safe and sound, and then wonder why everyone they lock inside of it goes so loco they need to take a pile of meds. Of course I'd flip 'em the bird, and I'll do it in my flamboyantly trannoided coding socks!"
You stare at the the hacker as he - no, <span class="mu-i">she</span> slurps up the last of her noodles. With a burp, she says, "Now, enough bullshit. You say you can get me some Holo figs? Where's the proof?"
You figured he would ask, so you take out the rarest and most valuable one in your collection of trophies: the 2018 Prancing Nude Holo Figure. "It will take me some time to get them all, but I have a few hundred already."
"Spare me the shitty garage kits," 4Chins shakes her head. "I'm only interested in this one here... and two more."
She slides you over a list. Looking it over, you nod and tell her, "I don't have the centennial anniversary one, but I can look into it."
"Hmph, well, two out of three ain't bad," she says. "Now, what's the job?"
You explain the situation. The memories you have that don't match the narrative that the media is spinning, the mass shooting, the return of the Nazi Fascist Republicans. Your concerns about your lack of medication, the discontent you've been feeling and the thoughts that this all might be in your head, all of that goes unsaid. But the hacker known as 4Chins doesn't seem to care, if she notices you hiding anything.
"Sounds like a job to me," the Hacker says. "I'll take the figure you have on hand up front, and the other once the job is done. If you find the centennial, let me know and name your price; I've been wanting to complete my collection for years. Deal?"
>How do I know you just won't deepfake it?>How can I trust that you're not working with the Nazi Fascist Republicans?>I want to see you perform the hack up front.>What's that red dot on your forehead?