Quoted By:
The Cabinet of the United States:
>Secretary of State: Caitlyn Jenner
>Secretary of the Treasury: Jared Kushner
>Secretary of Defense: Michael Flynn
>Attorney General: Alex Jones, Ushiromiya Battler
>Secretary of the Interior: Joaquin "El Chapo" Guzman
>Secretary of Agriculture: King Sneed
>Secretary of Commerce: Yamano Mitsuha, Goyim Shekelstein
>Secretary of Labor: Doreen Ford
>Secretary of Health and Human Services: Hulk Hogan
>Secretary of Housing and Urban Development: Dr. Jack Bright
>Secretary of Transportation: Jeffrey Epstein
>Secretary of Energy: Mike Pence
>Secretary of Education: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
>Secretary of Veterans Affairs: Lily Hoshikawa
>Secretary of Homeland Security: Khodarin
>White House Chief of Staff: Hate-Monger
>Ambassador to the United Nations: Kanye West
Deep underground, in a secret bunker located under the tunnels of Washington D.C., Donald Trump is holding a meeting with you, his assistants and advisors. The room is wide, with metal sheets on the walls, and you're sitting at a round table of marble, lit bit a dim white light. Behind him, three TV screens shows various graphs about the stock market and other important data. Everyone here is equal. He believes in having a team that carries diverse political opinions so that you can brainstorm the best solutions to each problem. Strangely, many members of the Cabinet are Japanese citizens, who are speaking with a portable speech translator, and Jeffrey Epstein, who the public thought was dead, is actually the Secretary of Transportation.
Donald Trump reads a few statements from important foreign nations, and a private message he's received from Vladimir Putin.
>Statement from Justin Trudeau: We strongly condemn the unlawful election of Donald Trump and call for peaceful talks between both parties.
>Statement from Ursula von der Leyen: The current situation in the United States is completely unacceptable. We support the families of all Americans who have been affected by the revolution, in particular the minorities who are particularly vulnerable.
>Statement from Xi Jinping: We extend our congratulations to Donald Trump and wish him a successful term. We hope the current situation in the country will be peacefully resolved.
>Private message from Vladimir Putin: Hello, Donald. I see you're in trouble. I can send tactical support to deal with those pesky rebels. I'm only asking that you let me pick the Vice President.
"Let's deal with Vladimir first. What do you all think about his offer?"
Vote:
>Accept Putin's offer
>Decline Putin's offer [if you vote for this, please recommend someone else to be Vice President]
