>>5772743If this were anywhere else, <span class="mu-s">GIANT CARTOON CAT WITH A MALLET</span> would be signed with <span class="mu-s">MLB</span> right now. Falling into Chuck’s waiting arms, the two of you get out of the way just as the mallet connects with the orb and sends it, and its occupants, bouncing around the chamber like a pinball!
The <span class="mu-s">SPIDERBOTS</span> are the first casualties–two of them explode on impact with the wall, while the third valiantly leaps from the orb, but gets caught on the rebound! The lab fills with ‘<span class="mu-i">OOF</span>’s, ‘<span class="mu-i">OW</span>’s, and other curses as Rivka struggles to regain control of her ride, but in all the confusion Raj and Pepper are still wrecking every <span class="mu-s">EMITTER</span> they can see! No deadly particles for <span class="mu-i">HER</span>!
… wait, how are you gonna deal with this cat, then?
As if hearing your question, the cat turns his grinning attention back towards you and Chuck! Giving his mallet a cocky spin, the frumious feline wastes no time in rushing over to you–until Rivka’s orb slams into his head, that is!
“STUPID, STUPID, <span class="mu-i">STUPID!</span>” Showering the chamber in sparks, the orb bobs a little more as the scientist finally regains control! Now standing up from her seat, she shoots you a death glare as she frantically pats her lab coat!
“They’ll have to invent a whole new word to accurately define just how <span class="mu-i">SORRY</span> you’re all going to be-”
The scientist’s face lights up as one of her servants wordlessly holds out the <span class="mu-s">REMOTE</span> she was looking for! Right when she’s about to take it, however, the cat expresses its distaste at being smacked in the only way it knows how!
“Oh <span class="mu-i">no-</span>”
Yep, the mallet <span class="mu-s">SLAMS</span> into the orb again! Sending your tormentor ricocheting around the room once more, the cat turns its eerie eyes back in your direction while Pepper and Raj continue their property damage spree!
>ROLL ME 2d100 TO DODGE! BEST OF 3! BONUSES:>DIESEL: +1 (+5 SPEED BONUS, -4 GIANT CAT WITH MALLET)>CHUCK: +0 (+5 MILITARY TRAINING, -1 WINGED, -4 GIANT CAT WITH MALLET) 