>>6030522>Anon: Check pockets to see what we have on us. Is there a phone or something that we can use to check the requirements of a completed sprite?You don't know what "Check pockets" means, but you can check your SYLLADECK, which is empty on account of you typically not bringing things with you or your expensive black suit to bed. You have no idea how to find what the requirements for a completed sprite are aside from possibly looking them up online, but you'd need to find a computer to do that.
>Anon: Toss in Spy for the stealth and the tachi for more bladed action.You toss your TF2 SPY FIGURINE and what the original run of Homestuck called a KATANA but you have called a TACHI so we will diplomatically call a SWORD into the single-prototyped Kernelsprite, creating SPYSENSPRITE.
>Anon: Get Shotgun.>Anon: Inspect Shotgun.You cannot "GET" the SHOTGUN. In order to put the SHOTGUN in your SYLLADECK, you must first socket your PEDESTRIUM EYE and turn it into a CARD, which can then be stored.
>Anon: Spend 0 seconds thinking about the hellscape of screaming faces outside our window.You spend 0 seconds thinking about it.
>Anon: Prepare to breach door.You prepare to breach the DOOR. Whatever might be on the other side of this door could be dangerous, so if it has the manners to stay where it is until you enter the next room, this is your last chance to grab anything you might need here.