>>6320825>>6320823>>6320814"SpigOS has encountered an unexpected error, please contact our technicians at 1-800-G0FUCKY0URS3LF, thank you for your understanding :-)"
You SIGH at the sight of this bullshittery, should've left that thang update while you were asleep or passed out back at the cornerstore, goddamn piece of trashware, mental note: replace this thing with unix or something less suck-[INSUFFICIENT SPACE FOR MENTAL NOTE]
ohhh it's gonna be like that huh?
Well nothing and I mean NOTHING on god's gray earth survives a hard reset! you just have to press your cheeks reaaaal hard and blam, good as new, every problem in the world can be solved by turning it on and off again, that's why people get blackout drunk in the first place; you're just a bit more stubborn than the regular folk so the hard reset process involves getting drunk, high, bruised, maimed, disemboweled,discombobulated, prolapsed, relapsed and then nappytime for 72 hours
Just hafta fiddle around with the uh... "controls" hold o
HMMM NO THANKS OR RATHER NOT NOW GOTTA KEEP LOOKING YOU FOUND THE DRUG STASH MAYBE THE "DESPERATE JUNKIE" STASH IS NEARBY, YOU COULD KNOCK HIM OUT COLD WITH A CROWBAR OR SOMETH- WAIT WHY IS EVERYTHING SPAZZING THE FUCK OUT WH- HOLSHLFADSFDKLSAGADSLÑGKADSÑ...
