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There's several small bales 3/4' x 1/2' ea. of quite good baccy in Stumpy's room; Sordyfagg smoked this mixed with sumn cheaper. All of it is yours now.
Then onto the roof. Here you heap up the leaves the Dimmies collected, then go back down again.
You picture the story you want busybodies to see: a sleepy Stumpy by his fire, burning baccy into his pipe; he's drunk sum <span class="mu-r">KAMKHATKA XKØLL</span>, spillz sum. The fire from his baccy ash catches it. Then it catches...err... a carpet. You soak the carpet in Delectable. And the carpet catches... the tablez n chairs n... some rags (here! plenty ragz)! And the rags starts eating up the wood floor (moar wood! n coal dust)! And they reach... the curtains? Budd he haz no curtain? Ahh! Bedsheets! You getty them from the second floor, tack them up over the windows, and a splashy splash thinner! Yes!
Stumpy's body can't be used; you've cut it in half. You take out a spare dedder you got, choppy off the leg, and leave a piecy wood in its place, to fake his pegleg.
Roit! Yez finks dats everfin.
So you startz it!
Basement first, because there's coal dust; you just heap lotsy wood from the pile outside the house, bitty pork fat to get it going, cellar door open to let the air circulate.
Fires burn up; you hurry up the wood stairs out of the cellar, the fire lapping up the oiled straw you left strewn behind you.
As the floorboard start to heat up you take a candle to everything in the living room, smashing two lamps into the ground to speed things up just before you bugger off out the back door.
Yup: no saving it now. You go half round the house, and close the cellar door. Like you wuz nevr eer.
By the time people see the flames and start fetching buckets the house is a torch.
The fire itself might be suspicious, but no one will be wondering about Stumpy's disappearance after this.
[BALANCE SHEET]
>§804.5 + 102 + 1 = §907.5
>84 + 16 = 100 Dedder Dusts
>5 Dimm Cult
>Toady 11/12HP
>Quality Kludge Armor 15/15Dur
>[Helff Swigga] 5/6 gluggz
[MAIN OBJECTIVE]
>Yang Wuhan still needs 47LM - 2d2 from Stumpy and Towser
>22 days remaining
>Derreschston pop. 63LM - 2d2
>Derreschston Sus penalty -10 - 6(/15) from Sordyfagg Missing - 6(/18) From Towser and Stumpy Missing
[2C1R]
[CHOICE 1]
>SERCH
>Cherch (Ш) (familiarity bonus +15) (mostly sacked apart from kitchen, maybe one or two upstairs roomz...) (if you sack the kitchen it WILL be noticed by breakfast)
>Cherch (Ͳ) (familiarity bonus +15 +10)
>Pit (familiarity bonus +10)
>Mass Grave
>Mart Street
>Mayorate Court Courthouse (Familiarity bonus +15)
>Mayorate Court Residence + Stables
>Skirts
>BLOOD GETTY
>by chokey choke? (GARROTE)
>by slashy slash? (DAGGA)
>[From whence? Write-in]
>CORPSE DUST GETTY
>Pit (Dedder Dust collection bonus +40)
>KLUDGE / STABBUTTAGG
>[What? Write-in]
>STALK
>TownBoss
>Pit WatchBoss
>TRAINAN (Costs §2.5/day)(Carrionpede currently +4(/4) To Hit & +3(/4) Dmg)
CONT
