>>5522262>>5522268>>5522332>>5522341>>5522363>>5522454>Continue intimidating her, maybe list some potential gruesome magical murder methods until she stops lying.>The gruesome magical murder methods are a list of the most common magic accidents.>Give the cat ears to Molly.You consider handing the cat ears over to the wild woman, but for some reason, you feel as if putting them on her would be extremely painful–..for you. You instead turn back to the thief to attempt another one of your FOURTEEN DUCKWORTH INTERROGATION TACTICS–intimidation.
“Hmmm.. I fear drowning may not be thorough enough, my lady. I hear rats can swim in times of duress.” You examine the gnome with new interest. “I think transmuting her dermal flesh into lye will do–her subcutaneous tissue will mix with the lye to become soap and deliquesce her muscles until she’s a mess of bones and oil. The process is twice as long and three times more painful than a little water.”
“Aha–.. yes. Very funny.” The gnome scoffs, her laugh a little more unsure. “Uh–.. just so you know, the THOUSAND CUT FAMILY <span class="mu-i">will</span> come for me if you don’t leave me alone right now, so..”
“I don’t think we need to waste any time on complex alchemical transmutation. I’ll just bite my tongue as I cast a teleportation spell. I’m sure she won’t squeal when her jaw and half her brain fuses with that wall.“ Your lady’s eyes grow dark. “But anything would be preferable to letting her mix us up with the THOUSAND CUT FAMILY, would it not..?”
“Relax! Relax.” The gnome snaps at you, some tears in her eyes now. “Okay, maybe I sell some info to the THOUSAND CUT FAMILY. But it’s not like I’m really.. like.. with them, or anything. I’m lower than the lowest rung to them. So.. it’s not like you have to worry about me squealing on you if you just let me go, right? We can all look over this little mishap?”
>What do you do? 