>>5327186<span class="mu-b">**MEANWHILE IN THE PLANE OF THE EASILY-STARTLED…***</span>
“<span class="mu-s">AAAAH! A SKULL!</span>”
“<span class="mu-s">AAAAAH! SOMEONE SCREAMING AT A SKULL!</span>”
“<span class="mu-s">AAAAAAAH! SOMEONE SCREAMING AT</span> <span class="mu-i">MY</span> <span class="mu-s">SCREAMING AT A SKULL!</span>”
“<span class="mu-s">AAAAAAH!</span>”
“<span class="mu-s">AAAAAAAAAAH!</span>”
“Alright, steel a leetle peeved about thees turn of events,” Grumbles a lonesome, hooded skull propped against a sizeable blue boulder sitting along a heavy-trodden desert path, “But I’d be lyink if I said I wasn’t enjoyink this place…”
“<span class="mu-s">AAAAAH! TALKING!</span>”
“<span class="mu-s">AAAH! SCREAMING!</span>”
<span class="mu-b">***MEANWHILE IN THE PLANE OF HORRIFYING RACCOON DEMON THINGS…***</span>
“<span class="mu-r">so yea, that pretty much sums it up.</span>” Replies your new demon pal. So <span class="mu-i">that’s</span> what’s underneath that <span class="mu-g">MASCOT COSTUME…</span>
“Hey uh,” Ly interrupts, bringing your attention back to the lab, “We gonna gnaw on these bones or what?”
In a second, <span class="mu-s">GOSH!</span> Running your hand over your face in annoyance, you take a look at your options once more…
<span class="mu-b">ABILITY PASTEBIN UPDATED! THANKS, DEMON STAN!</span>
<span class="mu-b">BONEUS TIME! CHOOSE ONE OF THE FOLLOWING:</span>
>PROTECTIVE PELVIS: You’ve got more than enough ARMOR now, so how about some MAGIC PROTECTION? You’ll get a FLAT +5 AGAINST MAGIC ATTACKS from now on–now THAT’S quality!>ELEMENTAL ETHNOID: Attacking things is cool and all, but don’t you want a little more FLAVOR? This BONEUS allows you to add an ELEMENT of your choice to your next attack: LIGHTNING, ICE, MAGIC, or FIRE! Pairing the right element with the right foe will do EXTRA DAMAGE, plus think of the UTILITIES!>BLINKING BONES: You can always be FASTER, it’s a fact! But with these babies in ya, you’ll gain the AT-WILL ABILITY to BLINK just like your GOTH GAL can! Pick a spot you can see and you’ll be there in a few blinks–just don’t try to go through walls! 