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And it was not bad:
Two magic weapons, and a small variety of this world's alchemic produce in the form of potions, a bloodstained Sutra. Loath as he was to pick up any dogshit Righteous collection of contrived parables and meaningless fairytales, he needed to know their foundational texts fairly well to masquerade as Righteous. In the natural course of things the Righteous sects present themselves resplendent, transparent, upright, and obvious (光明正大) in the mundane world; their secrets should be easier to steal, posing innocent and believing.
"You had no trouble."
"Nerrh. Bitty trouble, Sweetfuds. Sordyfagg was tricksy. He ran and set off a zapzap at his door juzt before I geviddim."
"It's good you know how to take good advice, to attack before he had any chance to use the spells in these; you would have lost twice the blood, and Mo Ao, hmph, needless said."
"Yaz Sweetfuds. It wuz fanks to yez we goddem."
"Good that you know."
"Sweetfuds, I saved yez the Sordyfagg's body, and got yez sum big boozes to pair with."
"How considerate. What a good and filial Tudi I have, a head above ten thousands."
"Not me, Sweetfuds. I have a Maztur a biggylion biggylion heads above a biggylion biggylion. Headz. Er."
"Hmhmhm. Well said. Come. Let this your Shifu toast you a cup."
Wind Incarnadine, Gore Walker, Seven Crimson, &c, pours a healthy dram of VSOS into a clay cup, presenting it with head slightly bowed.
The Goblin knew just what to do: it kowtowed hard (on a soft patch of sod) and cried, "SWEETFUDZ! I NO DARE! LET ME TOASTY SWEETFUDZ!"
"Hmhmhm. Then pour and toast me," said Death Tide, who had been wondering if the halfpit halfwit would be fool enough to get poisoned by his Teacher.
It poured the VSOS into a wood dipper ladle that smelled of reused oil, taking care not to spill a drop, presenting it with both hands as one might a sword.
"Well? What do you wish for me with your toast?"
"Errr, errr, nerrrm. I wish Sweetfudz runz away from enuff foitz ta grows oldy wrinkly, n eaten enuffs uvviz enemeez to gets biggy chonkenchunk, n ploppz bastards evverwherr, n diez inniz dreamz wivva lotsy debt to everone."
"...You've widened the universe of my eyes, Tudi. Ganbei."
>QM rollan for Dedd Sordy's LM worth
[2C1R]
[CHOICE 1]
>SERCH
>Cherch (Ш) (familiarity bonus +15)
>Cherch (Ͳ) (familiarity bonus +15 +10)
>Pit (familiarity bonus +10)
>Mass Grave
>Mart Street
>Mayorate Court Courthouse (Familiarity bonus +15)
>Mayorate Court Residence + Stables
>Skirts
>BLOOD GETTY
>by chokey choke? (GARROTE)
>by slashy slash? (DAGGA)
>[From whence? Write-in]
>CORPSE DUST GETTY
>Pit (Dedder Dust collection bonus +40)
>KLUDGE / STABBUTTAGG
>[What? Write-in]
>STALK
>Towser
>Stumpy
>TownBoss
>Pit WatchBoss
>TRAINAN (Costs §2.5/day) (Carrionpede Form is currently at +4(/4) Hit Chance and +3(/4) Damage) (Gui Li imposes -1 to gains in Form per gain at this time; min gain is +1) (Improvement for TRAINAN is now Total of 3>150, OR Bo3 65)
