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"SHADDUP!"
Finally you manage to take a look aaaaaand it's not there. Your singular eye bulges out in surprise and you can neither swallow nor spit from the shock, just smile nervously. Rummaging in your pants like someone who lost their car keys you conclude that you did no accidentally tuck them between your legs, nor did you misplace them in other ways. And in their place is what, well what Nutmeg has between her legs. Your hands shake as you pull them out.
"M-My weener. MY WEENER IS GOOONE! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
"HEEEE-HAAAW! Just as Vi told you! Vi am a miracle worker! Vyou have lost your treasure, vyour pride as a male! But worry not. For vyou have a wonderful life to look forward to! Once vyou mellow out without all those pesky male hormones in vyour system vyou'll be able to live a very fulfilling life! Vyou may find the love of vyour life, a nice, handsome man who'll make a proper woman out of vyou! Vyou'll settle down in the country side, bear many children with those gorgeous hips of yours and vyou'll make vyour husband very happy! Mmmfufufufufu! I'm almost jealous!"
"GIVE IT BACK!"
Without any wind-up, warning or anything that could give it a chance to defend you kick Ivankov in the balls. For indeed that's what HE has between his legs. If the crunching sound is any indication. He falls to his knees and starts spewing rainbow colored vomit from his mouth. This time he's not acting.
"BLEEERGH!"
"IVA-SAMA!"
"Gonna whizz red..."
But that was very disappointing. You put quite a bit of power into that kick but it did not manage to take him out. Hell you doubt his balls suffered any permanent damage. It hurt a lot, sure. But it was far from what you expected.
"Stupid fat butt..."
As Ivankov gets up and wipes the filth from the corner of his mouth he reapplies his lipstick menacingly.
"Vyou... I see vyou need to be disciplined some more! DEATH! WINK!"
The Okama winks at you with such power it sends out a thick cloud of his make-up which hits you like a brick wall and sends you flying. Normally you could withstand such a thing but with your current balance? Not a chance. As you're flying through the air you hear Murray shouting from within the crowd.
"NOW WILLIAM!"
Bullseye swoops down with his sky walk and catches you mid flight.
"Gotcha!"
"LET ME GO! I'LL KICK HIM IN THE NUTS!"
"Not the way you are you don't! You barely cracked his nuts! And look!"
Glancing over the boys shoulder you see that not only did the Omakas mobilize but so did the more strong looking revolutionaries. You are quickly getting surrounded.
"We need to run. Now!"
>No! You want to fight! You need to fight! He took your weener!
>Begrudgingly accept. Stupid girly body.
>Other?
