>>6310722Bones, forgive me for what I am about to do.
Well BY BIISII OTI, What are YOU Doing here? WHA-!??! You're telling me that while i was EATING this DELICIOUS BAKED MEAT, Anton found a NEW DURHER GIRLFRIEND TO KEK ME WITH?!??! He's going to DEEPLY CARESS HER TAIL and FORCE ME TO WATCH??? And then when he's done, she's going to... *gulp* REPEATEDLY DRAIN HIM UNTIL A HUSK??? She's going to FILL HIS BRAIN WITH PHEROMONES so his SINGULAR THOUGHT IS TO BREED HER LIKE AN ANIMAL IN HEAT???? W-what was that...SHE'S GOING TO HAVE HIS CHILDREN? And she's going to d-do it by USING MAGIC TO REMOVE MY WOMB FROM MY BODY AND TRANSPLANT IT INTO HER OWN, DENYING ME from having children of my own FOREVERMORE while also USING MAGIC TO ENSURE NOT A SINGLE TRACE OF ME REMAINS IN IT??? And she WON'T EVEN LET ME SEE THEM???? She's going to GO BACK TO HIS WORLD AND EXPERIENCING THE WONDERS OF EARTH while LEAVING ME BEHIND FOREVER???
Well what can I say except YABBA DABBA DOOO IT ALREADY! 