You sigh. "Just tell me first, and we will see how badly I act because of it."
"Alright." He sighs. "But I reserve the right to say I told you so."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PkyrisXJvE"I, am not human." He says looking into your eyes for a reaction.
"Not... human? Not some lab experiment, or psychic, not human at all?"
He nods.
"What... like... a ditto? A Zoarak?"
He shakes his head. "No, I am not a pokemon."
"...Wait how can you not be a pokemon? Everything is a pokemon! Deoxys is a pokemon and he's from outer space."
He scoffs. "Deoxys? I am no orange speedster." He frowns. "I am no alien psychic, I am no ancient dragon from beyond the stars. I said I am not a pokemon and I mean it, I am no child of Mew, Arceus means nothing to me. I am not of here."
"...What? So you are a alien?"
He sighs. "See? I am not a alien, aliens still follow your paradigm, I am no alien, I am no human, I am no Pokemon, I am outside all of it."
"Like... a dimension?"
"Yes. The woman calls them 'Ultra Beasts'".
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