>>5798396It’s only for a second, but it feels like a lifetime–a beautiful life full of love, laughs, and snuggling… oh man, <span class="mu-i">so</span> much snuggling… and more-
Wait, shit! Breaking free of the literal <span class="mu-s">BOOBIE TRAP</span>, you find that not only is your date covered back up and redder than her hair, but your opponent is still drooling like a wide-eyed idiot!
Not one to look a gift breas-err, <span class="mu-i">horse</span> in your-FUCK, <span class="mu-i">THE</span> mouth, you grab him by the shadowy neck and deliver a right hook to his picturesque Roman nose and send the shade flying across the bubbly battlefield!
Landing in a heap in the water, the shade spits a gob of… shade… stuff… out of his mouth and stumbles to his feet… guess he ain’t done yet! Good, cuz’ neither are you!
“<span class="mu-i">G-go S-sandcraaaaab…</span>” Sputters your cheerleader as she continues to quiver with embarrassment on the sidelines! Before you can rush to meet your staggering shade midway, the image of what just transpired reappears in your head and distracts you like a flashlight shining in your eyes!
Yea, you’re uh… you’re having a <span class="mu-i">hard</span> time concentrating now… shit!
Struggling to pull yourself back together, your opponent run-stumbles over to you with killing intent in his eyes!
>ROLL ME 1d100+5 (+10 COMBAT BONUS, +4 STAGGERING SHADE, +3 YOU GOTTA WIN FOR PEPPER, -10 SUNOB TABMOC, -2 HARD TIMES), TO COUNTER! BEST OF 3! 