>>5331788As an awkward hush falls over the crowd, you shake off the remaining pain as your wounds slowly heal. So, you growl as you step between your ship and the horde of beasts, who’s <span class="mu-s">NEXT?</span>
Peering out into the torchlit crowd, you don’t find anyone willing to take you up on your cha-oh wait, there’s on-nah, never mind… he’s putting his claw back down. That’s right, bitch!
Hokay, you continue with a click of your tongue, super! You’ve got places to be, so-
“<span class="mu-s">WAAAAIT!</span>”
Before you can leave, a squat, dog-bodied skeleton with a cat skull scampers over and looks up at your face!
“You… you ain’t just gonna <span class="mu-i">leave</span>, is ya?”
Errr, <span class="mu-i">yea</span>, you nod in a confused tone, you’re <span class="mu-i">tired</span>! And they all smell like a <span class="mu-i">FARM</span>!
“But you are zee <span class="mu-g">PACK LEADER!</span>” Croaks a frog-skulled skeleton near the front of the burning circle! “Eet ees emperateev you give us zee commanz!”
Is this asshole <span class="mu-i">serious</span>?! You nearly got killed by a turkey and now they want to do whatever you comma…
Hey, wait a minute…
A devious grin slowly forms on your face as you rub your chin in thought. <span class="mu-i">Anything</span>, huh?
“Ayup, ‘thin reason, mind.” Drawls an armadillo.
“AYE, WE NAE BE FEERY GODMOTHERS, LASS!”
Still, you snicker as wicked thoughts come to mind, that’s not bad… <span class="mu-s">SIT!</span>
And just like that, everyone sits! <span class="mu-s">PLAY DEAD!</span>
The whole crowd collapses to the ground in a massive bone pile save for one particularly-hammy pig skeleton who acts like he’s been gutshot.
“Hey! Make them dance!” Eddie yells from the boat!
“Make ‘em fight each other!” Talbot roars!
“Have ‘em stack on top of each other!” Mitzi suggests!
Oh man, you’ll be here <span class="mu-s">FOREVER</span> if this keeps up! Clearing your throat, you give your first order to your new subjects:
>GO AWAY! AND QUIT KILLING HUMANS!>YOU GUYS WANNA GO TO A PARTY?>OKAY, YOU ACTUALLY DO KINDA WANNA SEE THEM DANCE!>FIGHT TO THE DEATH! LAST ONE STANDING WINS!>GO HUNT DOWN LOOTERS OR SOMETHING!>FIND ME SOME SNACKS… AND DRINKS! AND SOME MONEY, IF YOU KNOW WHERE THAT IS!>WRITE-IN! 