>>5533862He’s, well.... If you thought Chilli was traumatized by the clown, hoo boy.
Yes.
>Excuse you, please elaborate.Long story shorter, our party(down a couple members due to scheduling) was given a job to try and break a curse. Beauty and the beast type situation. Problem was Vampiress was bloodlusted and attacked, battle ensued. Rolled a 1 with one revolver so catastrophic failure of one pistol. Then drew the old Ring of Antimagic-fitted break action pistol with Enlarge/Reduce cannon-sized shots, took aim with Sharpshooter and Action Surged. Rolled 3 48s and a 34 on all 4 shots for big damage, but she still lived through all that. Mist Form’d away on her turn, but my next got shot with the “Rod of Magic Missile” Revolver and emptied all 7 charges, she still lived but it knocked her down to 0. Then I was KOd and ripped to shreds while out by two of the ten wolves she summoned while my party tried to find a way out. Scroll of Fly with the artificer, grabbed the now also KOd but still alive Rogue and they gtfo’d. Only level 8s, so nowhere near enough money to True Resurrect him. Rip John Xander, you were a real paranoid old war vet sumbitch.
>>5533869Only places like this, where creative juices flow like water
