>>5317626Soaring through the air like a particularly-attractive football, you make use of your hangtime to perform a few quick somersaults as you sail towards your landing zone!
The demons, as it turns out, aren’t that impressed, or maybe they’re <span class="mu-i">so</span> impressed that they don’t want you to do it ever again because…
Reasons.
In any case, your in-flight meal consists of a healthy serving of tentacles, fireballs, hair spines, and, of course, a few golems. As the former swat at you from the shadows, your <span class="mu-g">BONE SPEED</span> and acrobatic prowess allows you to duck past them <span class="mu-i">and</span> the hairs they launch your way!
“<span class="mu-r">THHhISCHaaaangGES NOOTHIINggYerrRKNnooowW!</span>” Teevor shouts with an echoing boom! Sending another fireball your way, the mage misses his mark by inches–as you dodge out of the way with a quick spin, a gentlemanly young golem takes the hit for you! Whether he meant it or not is up for debate, but the results remain the same: he erupts in a shower of ash and flames, you <span class="mu-i">don’t</span>. Not a bad deal!
As you rapidly begin your final descent towards the central platform, you tell Ly to remind you to give Talbot, like, a handshake or something later–this crap might just work!
“If we’re still breathin’ in five minutes I’ll consider it!” Shouts your skeleton as you activate your <span class="mu-g">BONE ARMOR</span> and prepare to land! As you feel the chitin wash over your body, however, your landing zone is obstructed when Teevor blinks in front of you with a fireball in hand!
“<span class="mu-r">I WIilLLll TEEAaR YOuUR MInnD ApAAR-</span>”
Channeling your inner brick, you tuck in and brace for impact as your armored body collides with the mage and, by extension, his fireball. Engulfed by a blinding light, a wave of searing pain rushes through you as you’re launched into the air once more!
“<span class="mu-s">STAAAAN!</span>”
Landing with a clang against the catwalk, you skid a few feet along the metal before you realize where you landed!
“There it is!” Ly shouts as you feel your armor sink back into your tooth, “Da’ <span class="mu-g">CONSOLE!</span>”
Doing your best to shrug off the pain, you hobble over to the mountain of meat and immediately get to work carving it op<span class="mu-g">e</span>n with your <span class="mu-g">BONE CLAWS!</span>
“Eyes on <span class="mu-g">da</span> prize, cupcake,” Ly <span class="mu-g">mutt</span>ers as you dig through the foul-smelling offal, “<span class="mu-g">We</span> just gotta res<span class="mu-g">et</span> it and-”
Yea, you nod, your heart beating like a drum, you got it, alright?! <span class="mu-g">clear</span>ing away the flesh, you finally spot the scr<span class="mu-g">een–
–and a familiar GLOWING LEAF sitting in your hand…
>CONTD.</span> 