>>5236496You nearly lose your balance and Goon #1 nearly loses their <span class="mu-i">head</span> as the box the tool arrived in is sucked into the vacuum with the force of a black hole! Switching to ‘<span class="mu-i">LAUNCH</span>’, you, your pals, the refugees, and even the members of the rescue team watch in awe as what remains of the cardboard box launches over the horizon before eventually being vaporized upon hitting the <span class="mu-b">MAGICAL BARRIER</span> surrounding town!
“<span class="mu-s">YOU GOT ONE!?</span>” Shrieks Talbot as he barrels through the spellbound onlookers to get a better look! “<span class="mu-s">LEMMETRYLEMMETRYLEMMETRY!</span>”
“<span class="mu-s">ME FIRST!</span>” Mitzi howls following close behind!
“<span class="mu-s">NO, ME!</span>” Eddie adds, neck-and-neck with Kiki and a surprisingly eager-looking Art!
Oh <span class="mu-i">no</span>, you hiss, jealously guarding your new toy, no one’s touching this puppy without you sayin’ so, and right now <span class="mu-i">you</span> wanna use it! Get yer’ own!
“Well then, happy to oblige.” Officer W says with a smile in his muffled voice. “Flag me down if you have any further questions or concerns-we’ll have these hostages loaded in a few more minutes.”
Shaking a few growing tears off of your face, you’re about to give the Rent-A-Cop a hug when he turns around to start blabbering into his radio. Watching him leave, you can just barely pick up some talk about <span class="mu-g">GOOD BOY–</span> seems legit enough.
“Mission…” Art huffs, having caught up along with Kiki and the others, “Accomplished…”
“Yep!” Mitz agrees, giving her fellow Rent-A-Cop a spirited slap on his heaving back! “And since we all know who made that success possible, I’m thinkin’ it’s pretty obvious who should get the next try, boss-”
“NuhNUHnuhNUH<span class="mu-i">NO</span>!” Talbot snaps as he wags a meaty finger in the tomboy’s face, “This thing ain’t a toy, alright? The <span class="mu-g">BACKUUM 1000</span> is a very complex <span class="mu-i">tool</span> an-”
“Yea, it’s gotta be <span class="mu-i">real</span> advanced if Stan can use it.” Art quips. Does he need a <span class="mu-i">demonstration</span>?!
“N-no, I’m good!” He squeaks, gently sidestepping your attempt to shove the vacuum’s business-end in his face!
“Hey, you want a demonstration? <span class="mu-i">I’m</span> your man!” Eddie chuckles as he shoots a pair of <span class="mu-g">GUN FINGAHS</span> your way!
“You ain’t demonstrating <span class="mu-i">shit</span>.” Tucker groans as he pushes past Eddie. “Stan, if you’re gonna choose someone, you want someone responsible-”
>CONTD. 