>>6140538With a polite ‘whoops’, Volka stamps her boots on a mat you can tell has seen far better days just by listening to it. With her soles thoroughly cleaned, your guide brings you and Tzah-Tzie over to the far end of the bar where you’re greeted by the lovely smell of stale ale, but also a warm, inviting aroma of spices and savory bits that makes your mouth water!
“So who are these two, then?” Inquires the barmatron as she hobbles her way over to your side and gives you a once-over. “New recruits?”
“Heh heh! <span class="mu-i">ONE</span> is!” You’ve never been held over a bar before, but you’ve tried a lot of new things ever since you arrived here. “Ma, meet Anton! Anton, meet Ma!” You’re just about to introduce yourself when you hear glass clanging and booze spilling on Tzah-Tzie’s side! “Whoops! And this is Tzah-Tzie.”
“Charmed, both of yas.” Drawls ‘Ma’ as she dips beneath the counter to grab some fresh, unsmashed glassware. “Call me Ma. Everyone else does.” Whipping up a concoction as easily as one would scratch their cheek while Volka plants you and TT into some massive metal barstools, the bartender plants the beverage in front of your guide before swiveling her one good eye in your direction.
“What can I getcha, sweetheart? Volka’s friends get one on the house.” A crooked smile forms on her weathered face. “Boyfriends pay <span class="mu-i">triple.</span>”
“Pfft, like <span class="mu-i">THAT’LL</span> ever happen!” Snorts Volka as she guzzles her drink like it’s about to explode! “Yr shrdh askh aboud dr JOP BORT!”
“Mouth’s full, hon.”
“Sorry~”
What’s yer’ poison?
>I’ll have what she’s having!>Surprise me!>The STRONGEST STUFF YA GOT!><span class="mu-r">A Britzoff Scorcher, if you please…</span>>Just some juice or something…>TT, what are you having?>RUUPAA PLEASE!>Nothing, thanks!>What’s that spicy smell?>Write-In! 