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Nowhere better to start than the so-called starter town.
You set the location wheel to the White City. Nothing there should amount to a major threat, if the item still functions in accordance with the Astral Law. The destination changes every thousand years or so as the threats in the regions surrounding the city ebb and flow. More than once have such cities been sacked by orcs and goblins while you were absent, the men slaughtered and the women given the enviable experience of becoming an orc's bride.
You, of course, shall never lose to such lowly creatures! There's no way that one of them will grab your head in a crushing grib, punch you so hard in the stomach that you piss yourself, and then drag you back to his smelly cave and make you his woman. Not a chance.
The very thought that even <span class="mu-i">lowly goblins</span> might threaten you now fills you with such excitement that it's with bright eyes that you wave goodbye to Jenkins. "I'll be back soon, Jenkins! Please keep caring for the Manse as you have been."
"You can count on me, ma'am!" The emoticon on Jenkins' display becomes extra serious. "I promise, nothing will be out of place upon your return. Not even the Incu-"
"<span class="mu-i">Pretend you never saw that, please</span>," you beg him as you rush out.
"Mum's the word, then, Mistress Najmi!"
On the other side of the door, you find a grand and glorious city. True to its designation, the walls of every building along the main drags gleam with polished white stone, its roofs capped with brass and gold. Carriages float by, and some even fly through the air, marking this place a step or two more advanced than the average <span class="mu-i">Starter Town</span>.
A great golden-capped pyramid dominates the horizon, sitting alongside a massive court building, before which a titanic statue of a winged nude woman proudly holds a pair of scales. The stairs go up either side flanked by the solemn figure of two equally nude men, one of whom holds a sword and the other a staff.
You catch a few stares as you step onto the streets. The Veteran Kunoichi set you wear is at once more modest and more flashy than the outfits worn by the women you pass. Though your breasts are both covered while their dresses all leave one exposed, the way your undergarments provide support and push them up is eye catching in its own right. While your dress is no shorter than most, that it leaves your thighs exposed must be a bit scandalous to the locals, even if you wear shorts beneath it.
You are not unused to stares of envy and greed at your jade beauty.
If anything, they make you puff up with pride as you strut confidently down the way, knowing that no one can truly harm you, even as you are right now. (Roll 1d100)
>Head to the adventurer's guild to see what quests they have.
>Find some thugs to test yourself against.
>Immediately make for the city limits in search of weird goblins to fight.
>...See where you can get one of those dresses, they look cute.
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