>>6041842I got 5 hours of sleep and I have to write my update, but I take issue with this characterization. Richard is not an awkward dude and hasn't been awkward in any events that aren't wildly outside his wheelhouse (and even then, I think he was pretty game about the Zumba, given the outfit). What Richard *is* is a rigid, autistic asshole who can put up a suave front temporarily. He'd be terrible at stand-up comedy, which requires you to be funny, not suave, but he's a magic snake who stole his voice from a radio personality and would be extremely technically proficient at doing impressions. They just wouldn't be that funny... which is not a stated requirement of the contest.
>Richard (Drowned Quest Redux)I don't know if Beta can balance...
>Elliot Hallaster (Disappearing Hogwarts) 