>>5134446You guide the wriggling snake around the primitive 1.5 inch 84x48px display of your embarassing Ancient Burner Phone. It is sort of satisfying, and you achieve a new high score of:
2
>>5134446(>roll 1d20: PUNISH is reduced by this much)
(PUNISH increased by +26 to 1-78/79-100)
>>5134446The little snake is wriggling and gobbling the pixellated blocks. It makes you feel as if it is a serpent swallowing little people. But after only killing two of the little people, the tiny snake hits a wall and freezes. You feel very disappointed. You must find better graphics! If only there were some way to play games on modern phones... If you could find a modern phone, and download an emulator, your videogame knowledge would improve by so much...
(optional mission: obtain a smartphone)
But the snake or little serpent has suddenly enlightened you as to metaphors. Perhaps the table being referred to is not a furniture table, but a ...random table? Like in ttrpgs? Is the cartel a secret code for cleaning someone related to ttrpgs? But you are not too familiar with ttrpgs they are mostly played only by degenerates. You have to discover who it is...
>Mission: discover which individual the cartel wants you to, er... clean 