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Rolled 37 - 8 (1d40 - 8)
The death engine known as the X-Laser mounted on Magnus Von Grapple's back is gunged with butter and garlic seasoning. The controls whirr and grind loudly. Red lights beep in emergency... He's not stopping the laser fer nothin'!!!
This thing is unblockable, has enough juice and has a good shot to take the Koopa King clear out... But it's also got an equal margin to fail!!
The X-Laser is pointed squarely at Bowser's head. It's primed and ready to blow!!
"You ain't got the guts, Crump. Shoot me, I dare you! Feelin' lucky, punk?! Are ya?!?!!!"
A blue light flashes, blinding everyone, and a massive sound unlike any you've heard before cracks everybody's ear drums, causing some of the lesser X-Novices to bleed from their masks.
It's an X-LASER!!!!!
(Buttery Crit Fail: The X-Laser explodes, dealing MAJOR internal damage to Magnus Von Grapple. A roll of 1-8 is considered a Crit Fail for this attack.)
(Buttery Crit: The butter only lubed up the X-Laser! It's like Greased Lightning now! You can't sing and dance your way outta this one! Instead of attacking only Bowser, it attacks all current party members! Meaning just TJ and Bowser since Grubba is Selling Out. Roll of Nat 40 only. This would surely destroy your entire Active team. But don't worry, that's only a 2.5% chance. Just be stronk with back like a Yoshi.)
