>>5976341You've never particularly liked hospitals. Whether this is due to the matters regarding the human body making you squeamish or the fact that you'd never received your doctorate, you don't know. The eggshell wall paint alone feels cold and clinical. This place could honestly be a <span class="mu-i">lot</span> more colorful, you think. You sigh and clasp your hands together, interlocking your fingers, save your thumbs.
You look down at your hands as you rotate a thumb around the other. As you mash both of them together, you think about why you're here in the first place. You've had a bit of a cough recently, and it hasn't been... <span class="mu-i">pleasant</span>. You doubt it's anything serious, in fact, you'd hardly coughed at all yesterday. But you can’t shake this uneasy feeling in your chest. Though that feeling just might be another cough coming. Your hands come undone as your chest heaves, and you sputter. God. That one was rough. You pray that no one around is looking at you, but you’re sure that you’ve elicited a few stares. You decide you should leave this lobby for a bit. You just sat down, anyhow, they’re probably not going to call your name for a bit. You walk over to the receptionist.
“Hey, do you know where I could find the—”
“Restroom? Down that end.” The receptionist is a bit snippy, if not altogether helpful. You nod and quickly thank him before walking in the direction of his pointed finger. You find the restrooms pretty easily and enter the men’s. Thankfully, the only smell in here is the scent of the toilet deodorizers (most likely because it is so early in the morning), so you take a deep breath and exhale. You do much better being alone with no one around than the opposite. Since you’re already here, you decide to take a leak as well. You walk to a urinal, and unzip.
How do you aim?
>DESTROY THE DEODORIZER. Get that pink target! (+2 HEISENBERG POINTS)>AROUND THE WORLD. You’ve got to get the entire urinal.>BURST FIRE. Let’s hope those Kegels were worth it.>PATTERN IT UP. Lines and shapes are always fun. (+2 WALTER POINTS)---
TOTAL POINTS (1:2) [Please ignore the error from earlier]
WALTER POINTS: 3
HEISENBERG POINTS: 6
