>>5292876Begrudgingly giving him a thumb’s up, you nearly bump into Tucker and Gus as they dutifully bail water off of the deck carrying two buckets in each hand!
“Hi, Stan.”
Returning Gus’ wave with one of your own, you duck under a pouncing <span class="mu-r">MERMAID</span> just in time to watch it burst into a cloud of viscera above you! Sending a lazy salute to Art as he loads another grenade into his <span class="mu-g">GRENADE LAUNCHER,</span> you find a nice, quiet spot next to a pile of clothes an-
“<span class="mu-i">St-St-Staaann…</span>”
Oh for <span class="mu-i">Pete’s</span> sake…
Flicking the controller on, you realize that what you’re sitting next to isn’t a scarecrow or pile of rags–it’s <span class="mu-r">DENISE!</span>
“<span class="mu-i">I-I g-got st-stuck…</span>” She whimpers as she points a baggy sleeve at the life preserver currently pinning her to the deck. “<span class="mu-i">I-If I don’t m-make it, c-could you tell the University t-to aw-award me for my work p-p-posthumously?”</span>
Yea, sure, you groan, you’ll get <span class="mu-i">RIGHT</span> on that! Scooting away from the growing pool of sweat and tears on the deck around her, you duck into the helm to find a familiar face clinging to the boat steering wheel for dear life.
“I was wonderin’ who was drivin’ dis’ thing…” Ly remarks as you groan impatiently. Looping her paws through the spokes, Lil’ Stanley looks back at you and sheepishly shrugs her fuzzy shoulders. As long as she doesn’t crash, you guess…
Sliding to a seat on the floor, you turn your attention to the screen on the duck’s remote controller–despite being fuzzy and <span class="mu-i">still</span> bitching about a low battery, it seems to be working! With a distorted, but still vaguely menacing ‘<span class="mu-i">quack</span>’, your fine-feathered fighter frees itself from the seaweed and muck it got stuck in and flies off in what you <span class="mu-i">hope</span> is your boat’s direction!
<span class="mu-b">ROLL 1d100-5 TO LOCATE AND ASSAULT THE MERMAID SAPPERS! I’LL TAKE THE BEST OF 3 ROLLS!</span>
That's it for tonight, by the way! Gonna pick this up <span class="mu-g">SATURDAY AROUND 11-12PM PST--MAYBE EARLIER!</span> Hope to see you then!
