[You boot up DISFORTUNA.]
TITLE: (Sonny Music - Nocturne)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8yhBWig-Ck[You take a moment to smell the flowers. The classic sound is soothing and appealing to your sense of esthetic. Quite fitting for the title image, even if the game itself is somewhat silly.
Mousing over some of the bizarre words on the menu seems to translate them into more explicit options.]
>NEW GAME>KRITA (RACE/CULTURE/PATRON/GOD CREATOR)>PATRONS>NEMESIS (BESTIARY)>PSYCHOPOMP (GRAVEYARD)>SETTINGS[You click your mouse idly. It looks like you have quite a few options for how to-
Two alerts appear on the top right, as if in response to your input. A rapidly shifting face on one and a bleeding eye on the other.
You click on the eye first.
Your computer speakers whine to life! (But you turned them down from earlier.) There's a sharp echoing scream followed by a series of horrific meat grinding noises, like the sounds of a machine for pigs. It's mildly concerning.]
>SAFEGUARD V1 is available as a Patron.[You click on the face, now smiling.]
COME! JOIN ME, PLAYER, AND I SHALL GRANT YOU THE GREATEST GIFT OF ALL!
>XOM is willing to play God.>XOM is offering his Patronage out of the generosity of his heart.[And that's that.
Hmm. Hmm. Hmm.
Well, BESTIARY and GRAVEYARD would be rather straightforward - you don't care about dead things. How do you want to proceed?]
>NEW GAME, LET'S GO!>WASN'T THE FUNNY ROBOT MAN ONE OF THESE? (Patrons.)>YOU HAVE A FEW IDEAS COOKING IN THE WELL-STOCKED KITCHENS OF YOUR MIND. (Krita Creator.)>WAIT, YOUR BUDDY MIGHT BE ONLINE AT THIS TIME. HE GAVE YOU THE GAME. (DM him!)>WRITE IN. 