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Before you go, you mutter, covering the puke stains by zipping up your brother’s jacket, what’s uh… what does this mean for the movie, then?
“We sit on it for now–maybe keep the current footage for a rainy day.” Tucker shrugs as he exchanges glances with Kiki and Eddie, “Some of the actors will be pissed, no doubt, but as long as everyone’s still getting paid I figure it’ll work itself out.”
“And I’ll be bothering you, Stan!” Warns Eddie with a mock stern tone! “Hell, come by tomorrow if you’re feeling better–I can give you the studio tour while we’re at it. I drive a <span class="mu-i">MEAN</span> golf cart, y’know!”
Giving him a gentle shove, Kiki nods in agreement!
“Consider us there!” Smiles Mitzi as she and Kiki exchange hugs, “And this time I’ll make sure <span class="mu-b">THE BIG CHEESE</span> here doesn’t hork all over the place!
Speaking of, you add, deftly and ruthlessly breaking up Mitzi and Kiki’s sweet moment, how the hell are <span class="mu-i">YOU</span> doing, Keek? You never hear from her!
The camera girl responds by gesturing to the soundstage behind her before making a mess of gestures that conclude with her pantomiming pulling the trigger of an imaginary gun in her mouth that splatters her brains all over the wall!
… that bad, huh?
Kiki responds with a gesture that you assume means ‘<span class="mu-i">WORSE!</span>”
“Hey, you volunteered for the role.” Tucker chides, earning an elbow to the gut for his troubles! “... <span class="mu-i">and we appreciate it… oof…</span>”
Speaking of elbows, you gently, but firmly sock the girl in her arm and put on your best pouting face! Well cram some ‘<span class="mu-i">STAN LOVE</span>’ in that busy schedule of yours, okay? You wanna hear from her more!
“Yea, Keek,” Adds Mitzi in a faux-chiding voice, “You’re gonna have to spent less time talking to me… don’t want Stan getting <span class="mu-i">JEAWOUS!</span>”
H-hey, quit it, asshole, you snarl as Mitzi hits you with a <span class="mu-r">SURPRISE NOOGIE!</span> You’re still queasy, damn it! You’ll puke on her!
Waving her hand your way in a placating motion, Kiki whips out her phone and opens it up to a calendar <span class="mu-i">stuffed</span> with dates! Adding in ‘<span class="mu-i">Hit up Stanley</span>’, she checks the box under the date that says ‘<span class="mu-i">Make Daily Reminder</span>’ and shoots you a conspiratorial smirk!
See? Was <span class="mu-i">that</span> so ha-oouurggh…
“Should uh… should I have Wendy grab a mop?” Asks Eddie apprehensively.
A <span class="mu-i">bucket</span> would be nice, too...
>CONTD.
