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Certainly the man wants you to follow him up the stairs, perhaps to help prepare the refreshments. You make your way up the flight of stairs.
At the top of the stairs you see what appears to be a bedroom. In front of you stands the strange man, striking an odd pose. Behind him is a woman, rather similar looking to the man, also seeming to be afflicted with the jaundice-causing illness. She looks ornery, brandishing a fearsome backsword. "You cum no crow sa! Me brack belt in kung fu!" shouts the man. What a strange way to greet a guest! Perhaps the yellowing disease is making them delirious as well. Could it be yellow fever?
>Ask if they'd like help preparing the refreshments, or perhaps some Tylenol
>Run away screaming like a bitch