>>5582552>>5582557>>5582565>>5582702>>5582734>>5582779>Profess your love, and that you want to know more about the real BREAKING WHEEL.“What <span class="mu-i">is</span> that, witch?” The hound hisses back over his shoulder, catching wind of your courting. “Some kind of.. psychological attack?”
“I-..” You clear your throat. You may have to be more direct–a stone to the head of this goliath. “I love you, BREAKING WHEEL. I appreciate the.. mystique of the sack over your head, and the bespoke splendor of your massive wheel, and the way your fat purls over the sinew of muscle beneath. But I want to know more about you, BREAKING WHEEL–the giant beneath that burlap.”
“YOU LIKE ME? LIKE.. LIKE-LIKE ME?” The giant echoes, taking your grotesquely painstaking description of his form for the confession it was meant to be. “THAT’S VERY FLATTERING, LITTLE BLACK BIRD, BUT.. IRON MAIDEN FLEUR SAYS I OUGHT NOT TO BE TALKING TO WOMEN. SAYS I AM LACKING IN TENDERNESS OF PHYSICALITY NECESSARY TO MEET THE NEEDS OF THE GENTLER SEX...”
>Talk down his mistress the IRON MAIDEN. What does she know? He’s very rich in tenderness of physicality.>Press him even further. Talk up his good sides in the best way you can.>Talk about yourself. Maybe he’ll recognize how great of a fit you two are if you talk up your tastes.>Write-In. 