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You betcha! What can I do you for?
“Well, I would like a pep-“
Wait, hold that thought, what if… you could… Have the pizza… for free?
“…you have my attention.”
WELL friend, why don’t you try the SPEEDY PISANO CHALLENGE (patent pending) where YOU can win a WHOLE PIZZA if you manage to catch it while I drive it around on this remote controlled skateboard? Are you Speedy or Pisano enough to catch it?
“That sounds like the most retarded thing I have ever heard. YOU’RE ON!”