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[UNSTABLE] LOOK WE SHOULD KILL THEM ALL AND GET IT OVER WITH.
[PERSON OF INTEREST] I would agree but for now, let's focus on the masked one.
[SEEKER OF THE CITY] We should be careful about using our guns against the spook. Aren't they normally censored in cartoons?
[SEEKER OF THE CITY] We need to clarify that as clearly to the anomaly as possible. I don't think she's that bright.
[PERSON OF INTEREST] Ruins the element of surprise. But it's better than an anomaly blasting us with a laser beam.
You glance at your allies, hoping they are smart enough to realize what you're doing, before pulling out your FED KILLING SHOTGUN. Seems like a proper time to use it and what better way to justify your use of hyperviolence than to be cowboys?
"Nooowww...we, the Cleaner Rangers, are here to exterminate evil filth with our magical blasters." You say in the flattest tone humanly possible. "I am Ranger Pink. Here to reveal the evildoers hiding in plain sight." You can't really think of anything more fitting to say. You kinda put yourself on the spot.
Quentin immediately jumps in front of you with a flintlock pistol in hand. "I AM. RANGER GREY." His translucent, wasp-like wings suddenly bursts out of the back of his suit, now free to flutter. "HERE TO SOAR MY TEAM TO VICTORY."
Clover spins around his WILD REVOLVER in his hand before tossing it in the air and catching it. "I AM RANGER YELLOW! HERE TO BLAST ANY BAD GUY WITH MY JUSTICE BLASTERS!"
Casey strikes a pose completely unprompted with a spark in her eyes. "I AM RANGER GOLD! HERE TO SWEETEN THIS WORLD WITH MY SMILE!"
Naomi chuckles at the nonsense going on and plays along for now. "I am Ranger Platinum. Here to defeat a poor son of a b- gun who picked the wrong side."
Kiara is vibrating with such intensity, you swear she's about to explode. Seems like being able to interact with anomalies is doing that. "I AM RANGER STEEL! NO ONE CAN PIERCE THROUGH MY METAL SHELL!"
Everyone snaps their gaze over to Wendy, hoping that she can hold back her loathing for the anomaly for just long enough to deal with the threat in the room. The brown haired schizo is snarling like a feral pitbull who just saw an unoccupied toddler. She is fucking hating this and you know that.
"I." Her eye is twitching. "am Ranger Brown. Here to k-k-k-ki-" She takes a deep, pained breath to regain her composure. "Wipe away. Evil. One villain. At a. Time." Her performance is even more stilted than yours. <span class="mu-b">You felt like that took ALL of her RESTRAINT to achieve.</span>
>-1 RESTRAINT TO WENDY! 4/5 LEFT!
"WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK ARE YOU GUYS ON ABOUT???" The real ETF is completely dumbfounded by what is occurring and damn near gets a beam shot at his head if he didn't dodge in time.
"Hey, no swearing!!!" DELICIOUS GIRL R wags her index finger at him. "Woaw! Heroes in the flesh??? I had to wipe away so many villains by myself...!" Her eyes briefly wander over to the corpses she blasted holes through. "I never thought help would arrive!"
