>>5529370>>5529374>Brainless people who would sacrifice anything for love, but is usually never going to be reciprocated. It's short for simpleton."Yeah. Let's not share the acronym.
"You know, guys that go around obeying and defending popular girls, thinking they will et love and attention."
"Ohhhh...was Henry a simp?"
"Briefly." Sam says. "But I'm willing to spot him some respect for escaping the simp zone, especially with how he did it. He thought he could save her, you know, do the superhero-gets-supervillain-to-fall-for-him thing."
"I wouldn't call Harmony a supervillain. Just mean."
"Ah, give her time, she's likely to hold up a bank with her two gun molls before graduation. Anyway, if you ask me, I think Henry just couldn't get enough blood to his brain."
"He's got a condition?"
You elbow Sam under the table. Idiot! There's a girl at the table! And there's like a 25% chance she's the result of a some sort of union involving gods, fairies, and/or royalty.
"He means he wasn't thinking clearly." you say.
"Why HELLO there, Sammy, Izzy..."
Harmony floats up to the table.
"...And Edith."
She smirks as Edith cowers under her gaze.
You watch her summon an eye to levitate a chair up to the table.
Good. Vision is still working.
Go on and try something, Harmony. Just try it.
"Where are you two minions?" Sam asks.
"Class. Anyway, I believe we had some friction today, Izzy, and I want you to know, I think you're a swell addition to the school."
She talks loud. Loud enough for others to hear.
"Did you really grow up on an island?"
>What do we say? 