>>6005193>"Oh COME ON! You really think I'm gonna lose against a little midget gnome child?! Look at her, she can't even reach the paddles!">[Uuh... My dudette, that's a horse.]>"Whatever! The horse equivalent! They didn't exactly have horses at the girl scouts okay?! I dunno how piloting them works! Not that I want to stand even next to an animal that shits out its own weight every day-">[Sure dude, but ya' still need to win this, right? Watcha planning?]>"Mmm... Would a shot to the leg be too conspicuous?">"STORKIE!" >"AAGHH! You scared me, dumbass!">"Shooting people is a definite no-no!!">"Well, I was gonna shoot the horse, but now that you mention that-">"Regardless! No one's gonna vote for you if you keep being a jerk! Especially to a little kid!">"I dunno, I think it makes me seem both competitive AND innovative, maybe a bit rebellious too. People like that in a woman, right?">"Storkie this is a queen tournament! What kind of queen doesn't follow the rules?! Come on, take it a bit more seriously, I know you can do it if you try...">"Grrrr... *grumble grumble* Alright fiiiiiiine... Hey jerkass, be useful for once and look up some animal riding tutorial videos 'k, preferably ones about animals that are actually fast, can't be that hard to learn right? And if you download animal sex and try to pass that off as "riding" I'll delete your system32.">[Sure thing bosserino! Do ya' prefer stick or auto?]>"Shut up, don't talk to me.">"Y'know Storkie, I DO technically count as an animal, I could always carry you! I AM pretty strong y'know?">"Huh? Uh yeah, I guess you could do that if you want... It might be kinda uncomfortable though, plus would riding you even really count as mounting-">>"SHUT UP! If you don't hurry up with the Googling I'm gonna put you in my coffee machine, forever! Hurry up, hurry up!"That aside,
>STR-K Pilot 337, “Storkie” (Spaceship Pilot in a Fantasy World!)>Muna (Chaos: The Quest for Redemption)The water goddess friend argument plus the lack of arms got me.
