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Determined to save your pee for the most opportune moment, you tightly clench your pelvic floor muscle as you wait patiently for the TSA to finish ogling Dr. Goldwater's junk. Apparently they don't find it too impressive because he's through in under 2 minutes. You proceed to the gate and wait for some time before receiving clearance to board, popping off a few more Shrek quotes as you do. You can almost hear Dr. Goldwater's heart pounding out of his chest as he hands off the boarding passes, but you are allowed on the plane without incident. For the most part the flight staff is accommodating to your disability, helping you to your seat and taking your wheelchair to be stored in the front of the cabin for the duration of the flight, though they deny your request for Flamin' Hot Mtn Dew.
The plane takes off and ascends to cruising altitude. As Dr. Goldwater fiddles with the customs paperwork, you realize it's been over an hour since you went through security, and now you have to pee like an absolute mother fucker.
>Summon the flight attendant and ask for assistance accessing the lavatory
>Pee in your pants
>Use your pee to hijack the plane (must write-in how you plan to do this)
