>>5324073“Very well then…” The witch laughs, her voice echoing across the room, “Let’s start simple, yes? I’ll begin with <span class="mu-r">ONE HAND…</span> do try to avoid expiring too quickly, please… oh, and feel free to start prayink to whatever preemitive gods have abandoned you…”
https://youtu.be/DY-oN5p8w4oRaising her glowing hand in the air, a one word command leaves her nonexistent lips:
“<span class="mu-b">HASTE.</span>”
Alright, you grin, you know that o-
“<span class="mu-b">ENFEEBLE.</span>”
Hold on, you mutter, what’s she do-
“<span class="mu-b">CONFLAGRATION!</span>”
And before you can get an answer, <span class="mu-r">THREE</span> spells shoot from her fingertips–one washing over her, the others in your direction!
<span class="mu-b">ROLL ME 2d100(+5 BUNNY SUIT, +5 BONE SPEED, -5 HASTE, -5 BUNCH OF DORKS) TO DODGE HER TWO OTHER SPELLS! I’LL TAKE THE BEST OF 3 ROLLS!</span>