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The driver's side door closes as briskly as you opened it. You can't just leave illegal Tiff or your turbocharged truckbaby here in the parking lot.
You drive around the building in reverse one time to gain speed, and with maximum momentum, back up to where you suspect the men's bathrooms are...
It's a miss!! You wound up in the women's restroom!! But you're not a chick, swear!!
"Tiffany" hyper headbutts the windshield like a dumbass, haha. Shoulda buckled up, bro!
Your cupholder... Holds "Tiffany's" still-full root beer float with no problem!!
Oh well, you can't play groundhog or admire your truck anymore. Nature calls.
The brick building crumbles further as you open the door and jump down.
A portly woman and her portly daughter waddle out in abject, shrill terror. Now there's no one else here to worry about layin' down max volume on these honkers.
You close the truck door and perform a gesture (gif-rel) to your passenger.
(Wait... Are you African?)
>Yes
>No
(Do you even have a name?)
>(WRITE IN)
You maintain eye contact the whole time, except when turning around to flush.
It's a nice experience, minus all the screaming in the dining room and kitchen of the restaurant.
(+10 to all future fecal rolls)
I'll let you imagine all the other sounds, smells and sights of your visit to the A&W restroom.
You return to the car and Tiff's root beer float has been sucked empty, even though she hasn't moved... Curious...
Let's just hurry and turn her in.
You pull out and slam through downtown traffic...
Straight in to the annual tractor parade!!! How could you forget that was today???
You try covertly joining the parade, going 3 MPH, but you are immediately being told by traffic police to pull over!! Shit...
They won't have the proper resources to deal with "Tiff" like you can.
You consider pulling over when-
WHAT?! "Tiffany's" face just snapped shut and now she's trying to strangle you!!
What do we do, guys??
We...
>Roll1d100!
(feel free to suggest a path or solution to this current crisis)
