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It’s no use. You’ve <span class="mu-i">GOTTA</span> know! You’ll never forgive yourself if you’ve been doing roller coasters <span class="mu-i">wrong</span> your whole life!
Opening your mouth as wide as possible, you stick your tongue out just as your ride begins the plunge! Icy sea air whips past your face and down your throat as you spiral down a corkscrew section of track, and as you fight back the urge to cough and hack away the dryness spreading across your throat you realize that this roller coaster…
… it’s actually really <span class="mu-i">INTENSE</span> when you do the trick! What the <span class="mu-i">FUCK!?</span>
Two loops later and you’re having a blast! It’s a little hard to scream with the other riders with your tongue hanging out, but you don’t mind–this is almost a <span class="mu-i">challenge!</span> Dancing above the water like some kind of drunk dragonfly, you glance over to your date and find her laughing her ass off at your goofy expression! Sonnova<span class="mu-s">BITCH!</span>
Despite that, you somehow manage to keep your mouth open even as the cart trundles back to the starting position! When the safety bar rises and you’re ushered off to let the next group of riders on, however, you’re quick to interrogate the <span class="mu-s">RED MENACE!</span> She was just messing with you, wasn’t she?!
“N-no!” She stammers as she struggles to hold back a giggle fit, “I… It really… it really worked, r-right? SNRK!”
You hate to admit it because it’d mean she <span class="mu-i">wins</span>, but yea… it <span class="mu-i">was</span> pretty exhilarating! Where uh… where did she hear that rumor anyways?”
Pepper stares at you for one quiet moment before bursting with fresh laughter! Goddamn it, she <span class="mu-i">DID</span> make it up! She totally did!
“Awww…” She sputters as she wipes a tear from her eye, “But… but you were <span class="mu-i">such</span> a good sport about it…”
Yea, well, you grumble as you begrudgingly let her wrap you into an apology hug, hope she enjoyed being trusted by you… cuz’ that age is long gone, bucko!
“C’mon… I just needed something to distract me…” Pepper whines as she stands on her toes and plants a coffee-scented peck on your cheek! “And you did <span class="mu-i">great</span>, for what it’s worth!”
Hmph. You’ll take it, you guess! You don’t bring it up to your date as you both move on from the coaster, but you <span class="mu-i">do</span> notice that she isn’t tensed up near the water right now… could that stupid move have helped?
>CONTD.
