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Rolled 7, 15, 4, 9 = 35 (4d20)
Behind your will-to-pluppah sexdrive is the dread that in the next minute, the next moment, <span class="mu-s">D E A T H</span> will come and take it all away. A good bit of your selfishness and orneryness comes from the same place too: that the <span class="mu-s">Bigg Dark</span> will come soon, and take even the wretched little that you've managed to grabb and hold away forever, for good.
Now that <span class="mu-s">D E A T H</span> is no longer an issue, the compulsion to plupp n plupp loses most of its power, along with a lot of the selfish meanness you always thought was just your Goblin Nature.
It wasn't. It was always <span class="mu-s">Death</span>.
>Within the GS-as-homebrew-tabletop metanarrative
>Toady has been transferred from the domain of the Player/Principle: Chaos
>To the domain of the Player/Principle: Abundance
And you're better looking, too. All the burns, scars and whatnot you've collected in your short violent life is gone. Your skin is smoov as a baby's bumbum.
The meat on your bones is better, fuller; your bones feel <span class="mu-g"><span class="mu-s">stronk</span></span>. You've never realized how much you've been abusing your body, how much everything and everyone else helped. You look and feel like what you would look like if you were born, raised, trained, and fed by a world that wanted you.
>Toady gains a retroactive 12HPcap to a current total of 42/42HP
>This will increase with time and physical growth
>Toady will no longer faint from traumashock at 0HP, but will remain conscious as he regenerates.
>Only total incapacitation at -(HPcap/2)HP will render him unconscious
>for 1 turn, lal
You're still caked in three fingerwidths of SKUMM and STANKX, there's still all kindsy baalskeet that needs seeing to, but you're completely <span class="mu-i">free</span>.
You spend the day crying as you begin to realize what that <span class="mu-i">means</span>.
>QM rollan the amount of soaps, solvents, flammables, and tools used to clean up
>14 Days Orf Remaining
