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>Toady now 13/16hp
>Light Kludge Armor 6/8Dur
You pick yourself up and dust off. And hear some baalshidd <span class="mu-i">really</span> close by.
Itza Bug. Biggier n fikker than any you've seen above ground by like 3 or 4 times. about 5x Toady's size It was buried in the mud wall, all caked up, and YOU fuggen woke it.
You don't see any entrances, or can't make out any. You know for sure there's a hole in the roof.
As far as you can tell, this Bug is nakey; no kit, no toolz. Going by the dust and crudd it hasn't moved for years at least. It might be a cool dood.
Or it might be a fuggen bugghole.
<span class="mu-s"><span class="mu-r">[WAT DO WAT DO WAT DO]</span></span>
>FIRST STRIKE SUICIDEY! (Bug rolls 1 defense dice only; no attack)
>Nyerr (got sum Rhea berrybredd innere) Parley?
>You don't know how to speak Bug, but everwun understands berrybredd right?
>Fuggen Rheas better be right about food being bridges.
>Look for a level entrance (2def+act)
>Get the hole in the ceiling (1def+act; second turn onwards, race the Bug to escape)
>Get Moar Oww out (1def+act)
>Moar Oww's placement?
>Front, side, behind?
>FUGGIT AI ZAY NOOKEMALL (1def+act to get the HiMaX out; rolling to strike a match successfully next turn)
>ELSE?
[ROLL]
>2D100
>in case single dice choices win, only the first 1D100 will be considered