>>5981431*Garithos jumps out of a nearby bush*
>Aha! I knew it! I knew you were always a filthy orc lover, just like your father!>I also know that you are a filthy elf lover! I know that you, a grown man, were being coddled by her, crying like a baby and then kissed her!>How do I know all that? By watching you of course!>There has not been a single moment where you have been out of my sight Alric. I knew it was only a matter of time until you slipped up.>I also know about you dabbling with the dark arts, that your fel eyes aren't from a poisoning attempt, and about your dragon master. I know about your relationship with princess Calia, your "adventures" with Jandice, and who Taretha's true father is.>And now that you've exposed your true colors, we can finally get you put down like we did with your father!>It's so over for you Alric.>As for those greenskins, we'll take care of them soon enough.>...Wait, what are you doing? You mongrels better stay away from me or else I'll cast Shockwave! 