>>6029851Tired of Living?
Routine got you Bored?
Crawl up from your Grave, because the Merchant Zombie Survival Quest is being OVERRUN with excitement!
>>6046391We've swept all our Boring Merchandise into a Flaming Bonfire in the hallway outside our eight floor Efficiency to make room for this year's newest line of Wits and Commerce based Co-Operative Survival Horror!
Today
>>6051584We celebrated the 4th of July with a special Fireworks Display, and a New NPC Character.
Loot cars, Survive endless waves of Ghouls, juggle Bags of Rats and Gas up your Favorite Chainsaw because zombie heads literally used as money!
Use the Promo-code DOUSE ME IN GASOLINE PLEASE for a free six pack of molotov cocktails at signup!
Joining the Apocalypse is Free, but as the Merchant will tell you, Survival is gonna cost you.