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<span class="mu-s">Disney Hole Expedition Results:</span>
>96, 86, 63, 68, 50, 92, 76-
>420!!!!
The Acting President himself arrives to see the brave souls off as they venture into the depths. These patriotic citizens are venturing into the dangerous unknown, with a high chance they may never return. It is only fitting that their glorious leader gives them a firm handshake and salute before wishing them the best as they board the elevator. Slowly, to the cheers and shouts of support of the facility personnel, they are lowered into the darkness…
It is several hours later that Control receives a request to pull the elevator up. They do so immediately, and soon the elevator, containing all 7 members of the expedition, has returned back to the facility. There’s something strange about them though… they all seem… stoned?
After immediate assessment by the site doctors and much interrogation, the full story comes out. They had gone down for several hours before arriving in a brightly lit cavern, with a bunch of weed plants. Exploring more, they eventually met a worker, who looked like a demon and spoke English, and they found out they’d stumbled on hell’s weed farms. Guess it really is the devils lettuce. The demon worker was kind enough to let your men take some for themselves before they left, and they spent the trip back up smoking it all. You’re pretty sure that’s what happened and it’s not them smoking hallucinogenic laced weed.
What will you do next?
>Send some representatives down to start diplomatic ties and trade with Hell. It’s an untapped market!
>Send covert agents down to gather as much information about Hell as possible.
>It’s Hell! You’re sending the army down there to seize control and possible destroy it!
>Now you have to try a summoning. If it’s really a hole to Hell, then if you can summon a proper demon you’ll be unstoppable!
>Write in?
