>>5300738Oh baby this is just beautiful. We might have to short the barrel later to make it easier to wield but that's a future problem, we have a NOW problem to worry about. Load up both barrels and put the two shells in our pocket. With the bananas and conch shell let's open up the hallway window and just rest them inside on the floor then move to the corner and peek at the corner, if there's nothing move alone to the front, bring the plates and the the shotgun, leave Friendly and JJ against the corner.
If there's something quickly look for any solid bits within the sludge, limbs, mechanical parts incased in a thinner layer of sludge, anything that looks fleshy or muscular.
if we can find that or anything that looks like a head throw some plates with the rainbow arm at those specifically, otherwise just throw them into it's mass and hope the force and shards the plates break into cuts it. If it gets close either drop the rest of the plates or try to toss them at the mass and hold the shotgun in our rainbow arm while grabbing Friendly in our free hand and retreating to the west side of the pizzeria, hopefully it can better withstand the recoil of firing a shotgun on the run.
Order JJ to run ahead of us and hide in the jungle gym if it charges.
This is our pizzeria and we'll be damned if these bastards try to ruin the magic for paying customers!
